Thanks a lot Japan!!!

What the hell kind of a present is a grip of cherry trees!?!? Thanks a lot Japan! I've never been so stuffed in my life. Just like my favorite kind of prank--the sneaky kind that makes a person question their own sanity before figuring out who to blame--your terrorism has penetrated our national capital's defenses and only to once a year look deceivingly beautiful. But don't think I don't know what you're doing. Don't think you can get away from ol' Lincoln. I know what you're up to. I see everyone within a 5 mile radius sneezing out their digestive tracks. I blame you for this Hay Fever. It's been one month since I've spoken a grip of sentences without hacking and coughing and I blame you Japan. I blame you.